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Here's some cool quotes and stuff that I like. The stuff on this page is just general light "stuff".
There's more other stuff in the other category things. ("Stuff" is quotes, poems, song lyrics, and yeah, stuff)
This is my personal collection, and I give you permission to steal them from me, because I stole them from other people first.
If you have any stuff that you'd like to contribute, please do.
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- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
- Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
- The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
- Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused
- Life is just what happens when you're busy making plans
- Eat a live toad in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day
- Sometimes life is a bucket of manure, with the handle on the inside
- Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional
- Work expands to fill the time available for its completion
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- Don't fret... play a chord
- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt
- Today is the last day of your life, so far
- Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once
- No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut
- Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
- Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid
too.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- It's been lovely but I have to scream now
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